December 15, 2018 at 2:56 PM

Me: Are you still seeing him? Wife: Yes. M: You told me you’d quit. W: I tried so hard, but I couldn’t. M: But he’s so old. W: I’m sorry honey. M: Don’t worry, try typing ‘Esc, :q, Enter’ W: OMG, you’re a genius, I don’t see Vim anymore!