If you contact me for a Java position, I will call my friends in Palermo.

They do stuff with horses, last time I’ve checked.

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated : I just bought a Dell folks!

If in your profile picture you hold a cappuccino and I can tell it’s after 10am, I will remove you from my professional network.

To everyone worried about my recent change of role at GoDataDriven: I am happy! Stop worrying!

The coffee I make is tastier than all my predictive models. You should come and try, especially if you’re a big data engineer that want to work with us!

http://www.godatadriven.com/careers.html

I feel so dirty to have TOGAF in my profile, I think I will delete my account.

Because recruiters don’t laugh as much as they should.

Live analyzing movement through machine learning http://blog.telenor.io/2015/10/26/machine-learning.html

I might finally take a closer look at R :)

http://www.tweag.io/blog/programming-r-at-native-speed-using-haskell

Really enjoying the new series of ‘What’s new in Impala’ posts! http://blog.impala.io

Great read! Apache Kafka + Flink: a practical, how-to guide!