The best things happening to people working in big enterprises is Microsoft stopping its support of anything less than IE 11 for Windows 7 and up.
I remember the days when I had to use IE 7 only because the web app build on top of some SAP system would not work on anything newer.
If in your profile picture you look like a serial killer, maybe you should think about changing your profile picture or your job description.
As a shoe designer I feel I have to publicly state that, in case you’re interested in t-shirts designed by me, the easiest way it to come to the UMCU Hackaton next week. Register here: https://www.eventbrite.nl/e/tickets-data-science-hackathon-at-umc-utrecht-18974359821
If you contact me for a Java position, I will call my friends in Palermo.
They do stuff with horses, last time I’ve checked.
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated : I just bought a Dell folks!
If in your profile picture you hold a cappuccino and I can tell it’s after 10am, I will remove you from my professional network.
To everyone worried about my recent change of role at GoDataDriven: I am happy! Stop worrying!
The coffee I make is tastier than all my predictive models. You should come and try, especially if you’re a big data engineer that want to work with us!
I feel so dirty to have TOGAF in my profile, I think I will delete my account.
Because recruiters don’t laugh as much as they should.
Live analyzing movement through machine learning http://blog.telenor.io/2015/10/26/machine-learning.html