Google still knows how to name things! Parsey McParseface, a new English parser is ready to use! http://googleresearch.blogspot.nl/2016/05/announcing-syntaxnet-worlds-most.html

People often ask me if it’s true that I’m a (senior) shoe designer. It’s true folks! Here’s the 2016 model if you come work for us.

If your profile picture scares the shit out of young kids because you look like a serial killer, then I see two possibilities:

1. You don’t really know yet what LinkedIn is about;
2. You are a serial killer.

Either way: no, I won’t add you to my LinkedIn network.

I hope the new autoplaying feature on LinkedIn home page is being A/B tested because it’s so bad it hurts!

I’m going to change my profile here so that my name will read LinkedIn Member. Every time I’ll take a look at you profile you’ll see “LinkedIn Member has watched your profile.” ����

For example, you might write an IFTTT ‘recipe’ that tweets anything you post on Facebook, because you are a monster.

Big kudos to ING for being the first sponsor of PyData Amsterdam!

What nice things will I say about recruiters today?

Can we hire a new designer? We’d like to tweak our logo.". “Yes, sure, go ahead”.

“Can I buy this book? I can study in my own time and become better at what I do”. “A book? Are you kidding me? That will be, like, 50 EUR or something!”

Remember to ask the second question before they hire you.

AlphaGo, but to reply to recruiters’ emails.